Windows Error Codes:
Recently the following undocumented error-codes were found. MicroSoft forgot to explain them in the manuals. So they will be spread via the internet:
- WinErr: 001 - Windows loaded - System in danger.
- WinErr: 002 - No Error - Yet!
- WinErr: 003 - Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file.
- WinErr: 004 - Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong.
- WinErr: 005 - Multitasking attempted - System confused.
- WinErr: 006 - Malicious error - Desqview found on drive.
- WinErr: 007 - System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware.
- WinErr: 008 - Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments.
- WinErr: 009 - Horrible bug encountered - Heaven (MicroSoft) knows what has happened.
- WinErr: 00A - Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full.
- WinErr: 00B - Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB.
- WinErr: 00C - Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!
- WinErr: 00D - Window closed - Do not look outside.
- WinErr: 00E - Window open - Do not look inside.
- WinErr: 00F - Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened.
- WinErr: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes by our developers.
- WinErr: 011 - Window open - Do not look outside.
- WinErr: 012 - Window closed - Do not look inside.
- WinErr: 013 - Unexpected error - Huh?
- WinErr: 014 - Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
- WinErr: 018 - Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
- WinErr: 019 - User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! Is Not!
- WinErr: 01A - Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
- WinErr: 01B - Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
- WinErr: 01C - Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
- WinErr: 01D - System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
- WinErr: 01E - Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
- WinErr: 01F - Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
- WinErr: 020 - Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
- WinErr: 042 - Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
- WinErr: 079 - Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
- WinErr: 103 - Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next error will not be displayed or recorded.
- WinErr: 678 - This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
- WinErr: 683 - Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
- WinErr: 815 - Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.
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