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State of Arkansas
Residency Application
The following is meant as a joke. So all of you people out there who are humor impaired please do not read any further. And please dispense with the hate mail. I will delete it and it will be ignored. So for you people with a sense of humor please read on.

Name (last):	(first):	Billy-Bob
		Billy-Joe
		Billy-Ray
		Billy-Sue
		Billy-Mae
		Billy-Jack

Age:
Sex:	Male	Female	N/A
Shoe size:	Left	Right

Occupation:	Farmer
	Mechanic
	Hair Dresser
	Un-employed

Spouses name:

Relationship with spouse:
		Sister
		Brother
		Aunt
		Uncle
		Cousin
		Mother
		Father
		Son
		Daughter
		Pet

Number of children living in your household: Number that are yours:

Mother's Name:

Father's Name:

(If not sure leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4
(Check highest grade completed)

Do you: Own or rent
your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)

Total number of vehicles you own:
Number of vehicles that still crank:
Number of vehicles in front yard:
Number of vehicles in back yard:
Number of vehicles on cement blocks:

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
Truck:
Bedroom:
Bathroom:
Kitchen:
Shed:

Model and year of your pickup:
194

Do you have a gun rack: Yes No
If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subcribe to:
The National Enquirer:
The Globe:
TV Guide:
Soap Opera Digest:
Rifle and Shotgun:

Number of times you've seen a UFO:

Number of times you've seen Elvis:

Number of times you've seen Elvis
in a UFO:

How often do you bathe:
Weekly Monthly Not applicable

Color of teeth:	Yellow
	Brownish-Yellow
	Brown
	Black
	N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
Red-Man Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road:
1 Mile 2 Miles Don't know

If you are looking for a submit button to send this form in then you either are from Arkansas, currently live in Arkansas or are a VERY close friend of the president.

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